{"product_id":"make-em-afraid-patriots-pledge-koozie-can-cooler","title":"Make em Afraid Patriots Pledge Koozie Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"9\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eMake em Afraid Patriots Pledge Koozie Can Cooler\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"9\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eMake a statement while keeping your drink ice cold. The Patriots Pledge Make Pedophiles Afraid Again bottle koozie is built for those who believe in protecting the innocent and standing firm on principle. The bold high contrast design delivers a strong message while maintaining a clean, rugged look that fits perfectly at cookouts, tailgates, bonfires, and weekend gatherings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"835\"\u003eConstructed from thick insulating neoprene, this bottle cooler keeps your drink colder longer while preventing condensation from soaking your hands. The durable black sleeve and sharp white lettering create a simple, powerful design that stands out while remaining tough enough for everyday use. Whether you are relaxing with friends, grilling in the backyard, or heading out for the night, this koozie keeps your drink cold and your stance clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003cbr data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"793\"\u003ePremium insulating neoprene keeps drinks colder longer\u003cbr data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"850\"\u003eClassic long neck bottle fit\u003cbr data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"881\"\u003eRugged black sleeve with bold Patriots Pledge FAFO Distillery artwork\u003cbr data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"953\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCollapsible design for easy storage or pocket carry\u003cbr data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003ePerfect for tailgates, barbecues, parties, and outdoor events\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003eSpecifications\u003cbr data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eMaterial high quality neoprene insulation\u003cbr data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003eColor black with white distillery style print\u003cbr data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003eDesigned for standard long neck beer bottles\u003cbr data-start=\"1225\" data-end=\"1228\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDurable stitched construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1371\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003cbr data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eHand wash with mild soap and air dry to maintain print quality and insulation performance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Patriots Pledge","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42815808208944,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0188\/6336\/files\/PATRIOTSPLEDGEMASTERMOCKUP_36_62dec2b1-393d-47cc-8a19-8e6a47a23042.png?v=1772648855","url":"https:\/\/www.patriotspledge.com\/products\/make-em-afraid-patriots-pledge-koozie-can-cooler","provider":"Patriots Pledge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}